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Saturday, April 2nd, 2005
12:24 pm
You were an amazing man, one of my all time heroes.
Rest In Peace dear friend.

Karol Wojtyla, His Holiness John Paul II, 1920.05.18-2005.04.02

Your successor better fill the shoes, or he'll have hell to pay, guaranteed.

Current Mood: peaceful
Wednesday, June 16th, 2004
4:45 pm
I know, I know
It's been nearly three years since I last posted here. I haven't had the strength, nor the will to bitch about how much I have to struggle to keep going. You all know what I'm doing don't you?

You all know that I'm staving off the apocalypse don't you?

This is tough work, being the sole defender of life as we know it. You all just keep goin' on like it's nothing, while I sit here, preserved by the prayers of the saints just to hold on for a few more minutes-

they say every soul counts, but I'm not really seeing the kind of turnover I was expecting.

I'm so very disappointed with you all...

Shape UP! The world is god damn about to end (or at least you should live as if were) and all you can do is sit around watching TV all fucking day long! And enough with the cursing! God damnit!

Current Mood: nervous
Monday, July 23rd, 2001
5:45 pm
I've been holier.
Some of you have been inquiring as to my shaky health. Well, I've been feeling better lately, and since I've been more in spirits I've been trying to enjoy myself and "try some new things". This past month or so I've been having lots and lots of blessed sex, as much as my frail body can handle before the viagra wears out or threatens to kill me. Mostly with multiple partners, nuns, brothers and many random STD laden Italian HOEZ. I've also been enjoying drinking of the blood freely and snacking almost exclusively on blessed host. The body of christ is helping me maintain my newly found health. I have beren trying to hold on as long as possible in order to hold back the inevitable apocalypse. As many of you know the next pope will be the last, and is slated to be pope for a very short time. Thusly I feel I need to retain my life force as long as possible that we might save as many as possible. My heavenly minions have been working double time to bring the real truth to the hypocritical Christians who claim their place among us, the saved. I have found that sin is reste3d in the distracting nature of pleasures, not the pleasures themselves. We will rise, and then descend, and live heaven on earth, hopefully not sooner than I can help because I'm having a God damned lot of fun down here!!!
Thursday, March 8th, 2001
1:27 am
Oh when the saints...
come prancing in...oh when the saints come praancing in...those fucking sissies, why don't they just go fuck some chlamydic whore already and get it over with? LIVE A LITTLE!
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2001
5:56 pm
May all of you have a wonderful new year. PLus, I'd like to formally announce to the LiveJournal Community that Christmas is being disbanded as Catholic holiday because it has become no longer representative of the ideas Christianity in general or the Roman Catholic Church wish to purport. We have moved the birth of Christ to the summer equinox.
Thursday, December 21st, 2000
6:06 pm
Under the heavenly weather
I've been a bit sick and aged over the past month, moreso than usual. Most humble apologies to those who have been awaiting my return, and thank you all for your prayers, and the sacred porn magazines some of you sent me. All was much appreciated.

His Holiness,
Pope John Paul II
Friday, November 17th, 2000
4:19 am
Who rocks the party that rocks the body?
Thursday, November 16th, 2000
4:11 pm
I've been neglecting my journal recently, probably putting a lot of you in an uneasy position. No, I'm not dead. No they haven't replaced me with a pope-bot. No I am not the devil in-carno.(I'm a vegitarian anyhow.)
Monday, October 9th, 2000
11:06 am
Sexiest LJ Bachelor
It has come to my attention that I have been nominated as the sexiest LJ Bachelor.

Please go vote for me and you will recieve an indulgence of your choice or free cookies.

God bless,
His Holiness
Pope John Paul II
Thursday, September 14th, 2000
10:49 pm
burn burn burn! the end is near sinners!
Wednesday, September 6th, 2000
4:30 pm
eggs are good. they make babies.
Sunday, September 3rd, 2000
7:32 pm
I wish we could have rock festivals in Vatican City. Maybe we could have a "drive the devil awayza" and invite clean rock musicians like buddy holly, frank zappa and elvis.
11:14 am
We have been in a squabble here over the comments about my holy self being evil...the qualms I have with it are that I know I am not evil...while others are starting to wonder...I'm worried. : /
Friday, September 1st, 2000
10:18 pm
I got lain tonight! Actually...no, I just barely missed. Damn, that means I can still be pope. Can't I just die already?

[feeling fickle]
1:30 am
darkness reigns down on me like the past
and my days will end, soon one will be my last
the earth was good, and Heaven will be better
but I regret, no one will send me letters.

: (
Sad Pope...I will miss this world when I die, even with its flaws. Maybe that will be God's way of rewarding me and saving the earth from final judgement too soon...by making me immortal, or at least long lived.

hrmph. : /
Thursday, August 31st, 2000
2:02 am
The Vatican sure is pretty...like a flower. I'm glad I live here...like a flower. : D
12:04 am
I apologize for all my condemnatory remarks tonight, but it's ok, I confessed all my sins to myself, and God told me I was forgiven.

Current Mood: bitchy
Wednesday, August 30th, 2000
10:54 pm
sometimes it's lonely in my big pontificate bed. that's why i have my very own, hand sewn jesus on a cross doll. if you ask God nicely, maybe he will send your mommy a pattern so she can make one for you too!
3:20 pm
Ego sum Popa. Amen.
3:05 pm
I've been way too holy today. I think God will forgive me if i drink too much blood tonight with some of the subordinates.
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